Due to the best crop in years, and record harvesting conditions, the price of snow has fallen to record low prices!
Today, March 8th the minus 24 degree celsius temperatures continue to induce bone shattering, mind numbing, lip cracking, patty whacking indoor activities for us humans. These are the temps and conditions that give us bumper crops and low prices of snow!
The conditions are so good that this year's bumper crop of snow is being stored in silos, piled at the end of crescents and cul du sacs, and stacked higher than an elephant's eyes on property lines.
The perfect conditions of brass ball freezing temperatures and "show no mercy" mixed up precipitation has led to the bottom of prices falling out on SNOW!
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